"If God hadn’t given us the 10 Commandments, we’d really have to make them for ourselves."
Siekiera - Misiowie Puszyści
Has anyone else enjoyed the results of entering the title of this into Google translate? My Polish is dreadful :((((
"Dear Santa – What I really, really want for Christmas is for my friend David to make up with my friends Angela and Nicolas. They have fallen out over the rules for our club, and I am very worried about it. It makes my tummy hurt.
David is kind of my best friend – I go on loads of sleepovers and play dates at his house – but he is now saying he may leave the club or not follow the rules.
If he does, then I will not know who to play with in the school yard next year.
If I play with David, then Angela and Nicolas might start bullying me cos I owe them lots of pocket money after spending all of mine on toys and stuff that is now all broken.
I also really want everybody in Ireland to start spending their pocket money next year.
I have decided not to cut their pocket money very much this year and instead want everybody to buy stuff and then the more of this thing called VAT will fill up my piggy bank.
I am scared that if people don’t spend and I don’t get enough of this VAT stuff, then I might not be able to give Angela and Nicolas back their money.
Could you also make the boys from the big school – St Market’s – be a bit nicer please? They keep telling tales about me and my friends behind our backs.
– Love, Ireland”